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Heaven and hell jokes - 5446

Posted by :Bollywood Sargam Joker Laughs :326

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury." After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."

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Sex Statistics

Posted by :Bollywood Sargam Joker Laughs :412

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest diameter.By the way my name is Jill. What's yours?"He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."

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Dirty jokes - 3761

Posted by :Bollywood Sargam Joker Laughs :363

Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar

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